One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
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last night before fob came on they were doing sound check backstage and all of a sudden we just heard patrick say “sugar tits” into the mic and i have never seen a room full of so many people get excited over somebody saying sugar tits
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riding your man like
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Yesterday I Had Twenty Bobby Pins And Today I Have Zero - An Autobiography
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so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
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well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
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im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
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Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
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